Think about it Marty, there are so many people out there preaching fiscal responsibility when it comes to conserving the worlds limited supply of fine champaigne. Unlike those frivilous bastards in Indycar and the F1 series NASCAR is the picture of conservation. The only champaigne they pop after a win is the champaigne of beers (bonus points if you know the brand). Honestly they are amazing, they turn 1 pair of jeans into 3 pairs of jorts and use the savings to buy dip and new boobs for their women. I love every second of it and want some of that action.
Another way to look at this phenomenon is to look at teams who try to suck in order to prevent such celebratory bruhaha. Prime examples are your Kansas City Royals, LA Clippers, etc. By putting together rosters with no hopes of winning the owners can sit back and laugh all the way to the bank with the money they will not have to spend on champaigne. That is unless they buy some Andre to celebrate breaking .500.
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