So a little recap of day 1 on our blog... Tiger wins (surprise, surprise), Bud is good (a commonly known fact) but not as good as when Dale Jr. endorsed it, and Vince McMahon is crazy. Wait we didn't talk about Vince McMahon yesterday? Oh that's right, I got lazy and didn't post anything like I was supposed to. Well using my magical powers of greatness I am just going to pretend that I did and you are going to have to deal with it. Anyway back to Vince. I wonder what the meeting with his family was like when he decided he was going to give away millions of his own money to people watching his show because no one in fact was watching his show anymore. It makes perfect business sense. You get people to turn into a wrestling program to win money, you barely show any wrestling, like maybe 3 matches in 2 hours of television, and then you expect them to stick around after you stop giving money away. Lets hope that cash come with a lot of cold Bud's and maybe a Diva. One last thing, how long do you think it will take these people to blow through their newly found wealth? A day? A week? What is the over under on the number of male winners that end up at a strip club or blowing it on an escort service? I am going to set the line at 4.
As for Tiger, he is great and he won hooray hooray. But let me be the one to say what no one else wants to say, Rocco choked. That is how El Tigre won, not because of his greatness. Rocco had several putts to close him out on both days and choked but he is a nice guy and Tiger is a bizzillionaire so everyone will ignore that fact. Whatever, he still married the ugly twin....
Bud is good, but now I'm Amp'd up! (Think the NASCAR marketing got to me?)
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