F: So what are you going with this evening? Black beards delight or a scent that is banned in 7 countries?
M: Sex Panther. Although there's not much time so I'm going to have to work fast and take the long way home.
F: I suggest nothing but bike shorts and a midriff tank top when you walk in the door. And if you can magically add a handle bar mustache to your face before then all the better.
M: Long socks with one red and one yellow stripe at the top and some all white chuck taylors as well? Also remember I'm going to the airport so I don't want to be stopped by airport security for concealing a weapon in my bike shorts.
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