Bass Ackwards Football Fantasy 8002

Maybe the best idea I've ever seen. backwards fantasy football. I want to start a league.

Roster Positions: QB, WR, RB, TE, W/R, K, DEF, BN, BN, BN, BN
Stat Categories: Completions (-2)
Incomplete Passes (8)
Passing Yards (50 yards per point; 50 points at 10 yards; -35 points at 75 yards; -65 points at 150 yards)
Passing Touchdowns (-8)
Interceptions (8)
Sacks (8)
Rushing Attempts (1)
Rushing Yards (20 yards per point; 25 points at 10 yards; -25 points at 50 yards; -50 points at 100 yards)
Rushing Touchdowns (-8)
Receptions (1)
Reception Yards (10 yards per point; 25 points at 10 yards; -25 points at 50 yards; -50 points at 100 yards)
Reception Touchdowns (-8)
2-Point Conversions (-4)
Fumbles (8)
Fumbles Lost (8)
Field Goals 0-19 Yards (-1)
Field Goals 20-29 Yards (-3)
Field Goals 30-39 Yards (-5)
Field Goals 40-49 Yards (-10)
Field Goals 50+ Yards (-25)
Field Goals Missed 0-19 Yards (75)
Field Goals Missed 20-29 Yards (50)
Field Goals Missed 30-39 Yards (25)
Field Goals Missed 40-49 Yards (10)
Field Goals Missed 50+ Yards (25)
Point After Attempt Missed (50)
Sack (-8)
Interception (-8)
Fumble Recovery (-8)
Touchdown (-8)
Safety (-16)
Block Kick (-16)
Points Allowed 0 points (-50)
Points Allowed 1-6 points (-25)
Points Allowed 7-13 points (10)
Points Allowed 14-20 points (25)
Points Allowed 21-27 points (50)
Points Allowed 28-34 points (75)
Points Allowed 35+ points (100)