Rampage, why must you be so silly

Rampage Jackson got arrested after a hit and run and a chase with the police yesterday when he was driving a truck with a picture of him and his name on the side of it. Probably not going to get away with that one. I see cars all the time and I think I might be able to describe the lifted up camouflage truck with a picture of a famous black man with a chain around his neck on the side. The idea of fleeing the scene in such a vehicle is laughable, I'm speculating that he was under the influence of something. On the other hand, the chances of someone messing with him in lockup are low. Can you imagine being in a cell with some guy who tried to fight Rampage after he'd been arrested? Those blood stains would never come out.